In a Rare But Bold Campaign Move John Fetterman Curses His Opponents to Heck

by Craig Hartranft on April 9, 2022

in American Culture & Politics, Humor & Satire

Fetterman vs LaveyIn a bold and rare political move, John Fetterman, currently campaigning for Pennsylvania’s Senate seat being vacated by Pat Toomey, has cursed his fellow competing candidates.

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Tagged as: Dr Oz, Humor, John Fetterman, PA, politics, Satire, Senate Race

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