Op-Ed

Satanist Anton Lavey Resurrects Himself as John Fetterman to Run for US Senate in Pennsylvania

by Craig Hartranft on March 30, 2022

in American Culture & Politics, Humor & Satire, Op-Ed

Fetterman vs Lavey

Note the subtle beard change.

Famous founder and high priest of The Church Of Satan has miraculously reappeared from Hell as Lt Governor John Fetterman to run for Pennsylvania’s Senate seat, vacated by Pat Toomey. Fetterman originally ran for Lt Governor on a single issue: that he would make a state wide tour discussing the legalization of marijuana. [read more]

Tagged as: 2022, Anton Lavey, Democratic Party, Donald J Trump, Humor, John Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate election, political humor, Republican Party, Satan, Satanism, Satire

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