Fetterman vs Lavey

Note the subtle beard change.

Famous founder and high priest of The Church Of Satan has miraculously reappeared from Hell as Lt Governor John Fetterman to run for Pennsylvania’s Senate seat, vacated by Pat Toomey. Fetterman originally ran for Lt Governor on a single issue: that he would make a state wide tour discussing the legalization of marijuana. [read more]

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