Dateline: Ephrata, Pennsylvania A local community Christmas tree was recently named the ugliest Christmas tree in small town America, thanks to its incomplete decoration which resulted in the evergreen having only half its lights. The announcement was made on social media via Facebook, and quickly garnered 1.5 million likes.
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Ephrata PA Police Department Getting Advanced Drone in 2019 to Spy on the Small Town
by Craig Hartranft on December 20, 2018
in Humor & Satire, Op-Ed
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Tagged as: drones, Ephrata, Ephrata PA Police Department, Ephrata Review PA, Parody, police state, police surveillance, Satire
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