Dr Oz - Trump Twat For Senate

OZ: I swear by the god Vitalis, when I’m elected, I will kiss Donald Trump’s fat pasty white ass. I love ass!

Here we go again, another Hollywood media huckster who wants to enter politics and government who has no qualifications to do so. It all started with Ronald Reagan, but at least he was quite involved in California politics before he became governor. Of course, the biggest loser of all Hollywood media fucksters was Donald J Trump who knew nothing about being President except that he could probably make a lot of money from the job by doing illegal and clandestine business deals. [read more]

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