American Culture & Politics

Doug Mastriano

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You Heard It From a Christian and Life-Long Constitution-Supporting Republican: PA Candidate for Governor Doug Mastriano Is On the Wrong Side of Jesus as a Fascist Nazi Trump Supporter and His Head Looks Like a Giant Snapping Turtle from Alabama.

Hey Doug, with those gloves, can you check my Nissan for dust. Or maybe you should use those fancy gloves to gently pick up the United States Constitution carefully and read it. Perhaps then you won’t be traitor to Democracy like your hero Donald “Please Don’t Touch My Hair” Trump.

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