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Risk Management Journal Warns of Global Pandemic of Cow Shit

7 December 2018 Humor & Satire

The Risk Management Syndicate, in a recent article published in their ubiquitous Popular Risk Management journal, warn of the potential for a global and dangerous pandemic of livestock shit, perhaps equivalent to a zombie apocalypse.

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Local Community Christmas Tree Recently Named Ugliest In Small Town America

2 December 2018 Humor & Satire

Dateline: Ephrata, Pennsylvania A local community Christmas tree was recently named the ugliest Christmas tree in small town America, thanks to its incomplete decoration which resulted in the evergreen having only half its lights. The announcement was made on social media via Facebook, and quickly garnered 1.5 million likes.

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Robin & Spring Visit the Community Christmas Tree Lighting

23 November 2018 Fiction

Anytown, USA “Look, Spring. Look how pretty the Christmas tree is,” her Mother, Robin, said pointing upwards and holding little sister Rosebud in her arm. Spring raised her eyes to the enormous pine tree rising before the local bank. On this calm cold evening, the tree blinked with bulbs of many colors. Their shiny hues […]

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