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Ephrata’s The Shopping News delivers pre-packaged litter to your door step every week

4 February 2011 American Culture

It’s there by mid-week, every week, conveniently packaged in plastic and thrown on your lawn or doorstep. Ephrata’s (PA) The Shopping News is a free tabloid of local information, photos and advertisements. Paid employees drive around dumping this worthless rag on the sidewalks, driveways, lawns, and doorsteps in northern Lancaster County.

Crazy idiot street thug punches man in the face several times when demanding money in Lancaster city

30 January 2011 American Culture

A 41-year-old man was punched in the face several times around 5:45 p.m by crazy dumbass. Tuesday in the first block of East Liberty Street by an asshole who grabbed at his pockets and demanded money, police said. The victim was treated at Lancaster General Hospital. Police described the dumbshit suspect as a black man, [...]

Hillary Clinton and Robert Gates reveal their true thoughts about their boss Barack Obama during meeting

26 January 2011 American Culture

Moron charged with public drunkenness after being found unconscious in his car at local Turkey Hill

24 January 2011 American Culture

East Cocalico Township police charged Brian Holmes, 44, of Reading, with public drunkenness on Jan. 12, after he was found unconscious in his vehicle at the Turkey Hill store, 2501 N. Reading Road.

Funny comic from Speed Bump, perfectly fits my sense of humor

9 December 2010 American Culture

The Onion: Poll finds majority of male voters would have elected naked woman

12 November 2010 American Culture

This article from The Onion is quite hilarious satire. WASHINGTON—A CNN/Gallup Poll released Monday revealed that a vast majority of registered male voters would have strongly supported a naked woman in the 2010 midterm elections. The online survey found that regardless of political philosophy or party affiliation, 85 percent of American men in every ethnic, [...]

The latest and best jokes about Barack Obama’s presidential ineptitude and general ignorance

1 September 2010 American Culture

Some quite funny stuff from our late night friends. “President Obama may be willing to meet with Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. How does that make the governor of Arizona feel? The president won’t meet with her, but a four-foot tall Holocaust-denier in a Members Only jacket? No problem.” –Jay Leno “President Obama is on vacation. [...]

Classic one-liners and observations from funny man Steven Wright

7 June 2010 American Culture

Comedian Steven Wright once said: “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates”. Here’s more of his brilliant observations and funny one-liners: I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back. Half the people you know are [...]

If you think your Dad was strange, meet Sam Halpern and his pearls of wisdom

19 May 2010 American Culture

If you think your own Father was strange or merely off the deep end when gave advice to you, then meet Sam Halpern. Justin Halpern, writer for Maxim magazine, records the rants, remarks, and otherwise crazy wisdom of his father, Sam Halpern, in his recently released book, Sh*t My Dad Says. Part street savvy Socrates [...]

This past Friday, I signed my dogs up for welfare, hoping to get them Obamacare

25 April 2010 American Culture

This past Friday morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no friggin’ clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to [...]

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