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Drunk dude flees from hit & run in Ephrata: arrested in possession of weed and major amount of stupidity

21 May 2011 American Culture

EPHRATA TWP.: Adam Mutzabaugh, 23, of Ephrata, arrested at 2:15 a.m. Friday on North Reading Road after being involved in a hit-and-run crash, state police at Ephrata said. Police said Mutzabaugh struck a curb and a mailbox, disabling his 1994 Jeep Cherokee. Mutzabaugh was arrested while attempting to flee “in a vehicle leaving the scene,” [...]

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Rejected! Defeated! Both Lynne Boyer and Paul Rauch lose bid for District Justice position in the Ephrata area

18 May 2011 American Culture

Paul Rauch and Lynne Boyer defeated at the polls in primary! Never underestimate the intelligence of the voter. Voters in the Ephrata area rejected the bid of Lynne Boyer and Paul Rauch to be the Republican candidate for District Justice in area of Ephrata, Akron, and Clay. Of the 2,500 votes that were cast, Boyer [...]

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IMFreaking Idiot! International money chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn arrested in NYC for alleged sex crimes

17 May 2011 American Culture

(Reuters) – IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was denied bail on Monday on attempted rape and other criminal charges and prosecutors said they are investigating whether he may have engaged in similar conduct once before. Read the charges at Reuters.

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Osama the Pervert: ‘considerable quantity’ of porn videos found among the materials at his compound

14 May 2011 Humor

It appears that radical Muslim terrorist and Islamic purist  Osama bin Laden may have been a porno-loving pervert and serious hypocrite. However, officials can’t say whether now dead fugitive actually watched the videos.

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Drunk dude harasses neighborhood and police, two times, with loud music and foul language

11 May 2011 American Culture

Justin Eichelberger, 28, of Ephrata, was charged with disorderly conduct and public drunkenness after police twice responded to a home in the 900 block of Ivy Lane for loud music complaints Sunday night (May 8), Ephrata police said. Eichelberger was not compliant, and was argumentative and disruptive to the neighborhood when he followed police onto [...]

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Candidate for DJ, Paul Rauch, accuses other candidates of being in the race for the money; but, of course, not him!

9 May 2011 American Culture

In a Lancaster Sunday News article, Paul Rauch, candidate for District Justice in the Ephrata area, accused his opponents of being in the race for the money. “It’s a paying job, and I think [some of my opponents] are looking for a paycheck,” said Paul Rauch, a businessman, former Ephrata Borough councilman and one of [...]

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“Oh Shit! I’m screwed! Osama bin Laden’s last words revealed.

6 May 2011 American Culture

“Oh shit! I’m screwed! According to government officials, those were terrorist Osama bin Laden’s last words before Marines put a bullet in his chest and head. Questions have swirled in recent days about actual events during the daring raid. One of which was whether Osama was interrogated or whether he said say anything before he [...]

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Drunken moron punches the medics trying to help him with injury

5 May 2011 American Culture

A drunk Lancaster man punched medics several times while they were treating him for an injury, police said. At 12:45 a.m. on Saturday, officers responded to a report that a male had just broken a window at a home on Greenwood Avenue in Lancaster Township and was running around in the area, Manheim Township police [...]

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Woman busted for allegedly trying to buy a hooker for 80-year-old dad on holiday weekend

3 May 2011 American Culture

A woman in Tampa may have figured she’d found a better Easter gift for her elderly father than a basket of candy: a tryst with a prostitute. Pia Kirchberg, 51, and father Maurice Kirchberg, 80, were both arrested over the holiday weekend after the daughter allegedly tried to buy dear old dad a hooker, according [...]

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What is he thinking? Lynne Boyer, District Justice candidate, raffling off shotgun to raise campaign support

26 April 2011 American Culture

What is Lynne Boyer thinking? Raffling off a shotgun to raise campaign support? How stupid is that? Also, he may be in violation of Pennsylvania law. Raffles are considered a game of chance and regulated by the State. Additionally, the proceeds from small games of chance may not be used for political campaigns. Read the [...]

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