Humor & Satire

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Ephrata PA Police Department announced this week that they will be getting a more sophisticated flying drone to spy on the small town in northern Lancaster County, Pennsylvania.

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Clint Eastwood Rips Into Evangelical Praise Song Writers With This Hilarious Satire

13 December 2018 Christianity, The Church, and Culture

If you ever find me in your church and see me not singing the contemporary praise songs, Clint may have all the reasons why I do not..

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Local Community Bank Sells Home Mortgages to Wells Fargo Bank

3 December 2018 Humor & Satire

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Local Community Christmas Tree Recently Named Ugliest In Small Town America

2 December 2018 Humor & Satire

Dateline: Ephrata, Pennsylvania A local community Christmas tree was recently named the ugliest Christmas tree in small town America, thanks to its incomplete decoration which resulted in the evergreen having only half its lights. The announcement was made on social media via Facebook, and quickly garnered 1.5 million likes.

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Confuse-A-Customer, the Martin’s Country Market Way

15 May 2017 Humor & Satire

Here’s another confusing scenario at Martin’s Country Market in Ephrata, Pennsylvania. In the store, by the bakery, Martin’s offers free gourmet coffee, both regular and decaf. It’s very good. Between the urns and coffee machine is a plastic container for, “Coffee Donations.” Now, technically “free” is not on the sign behind the urns. But, nevertheless, […]

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