This past Friday morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare”. So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no friggin’ clue who their Daddys are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dogs get their first checks next Friday.
Hoping to sign them up for ObamaCare.
Damn this is a great country.
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Six PennDOT Workers Caught Loafing on the Job in Ephrata
November 3, 2009
in Business & Economy,Commentary,Ephrata,Lancaster County,Politics & Government,Recession 2009
A familiar picture: PennDot workers goofing off when they should be working. I took this photograph around 9:45am this morning on the way home from grocery shopping where West Fulton street merges into West Main street in Ephrata. Take a close look at this picture. [read more]
Tagged as: Ephrata, Lancaster County, PennDOT, Road workers
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