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Politics & Government

IMFreaking Idiot! International money chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn arrested in NYC for alleged sex crimes

17 May 2011 American Culture

(Reuters) – IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn was denied bail on Monday on attempted rape and other criminal charges and prosecutors said they are investigating whether he may have engaged in similar conduct once before. Read the charges at Reuters.

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Osama the Pervert: ‘considerable quantity’ of porn videos found among the materials at his compound

14 May 2011 Humor

It appears that radical Muslim terrorist and Islamic purist  Osama bin Laden may have been a porno-loving pervert and serious hypocrite. However, officials can’t say whether now dead fugitive actually watched the videos.

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Candidate for DJ, Paul Rauch, accuses other candidates of being in the race for the money; but, of course, not him!

9 May 2011 American Culture

In a Lancaster Sunday News article, Paul Rauch, candidate for District Justice in the Ephrata area, accused his opponents of being in the race for the money. “It’s a paying job, and I think [some of my opponents] are looking for a paycheck,” said Paul Rauch, a businessman, former Ephrata Borough councilman and one of [...]

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“Oh Shit! I’m screwed! Osama bin Laden’s last words revealed.

6 May 2011 American Culture

“Oh shit! I’m screwed! According to government officials, those were terrorist Osama bin Laden’s last words before Marines put a bullet in his chest and head. Questions have swirled in recent days about actual events during the daring raid. One of which was whether Osama was interrogated or whether he said say anything before he [...]

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Osama bin Laden is dead! May this terrorist bastard burn in hell forever!

2 May 2011 American Culture

Justice has been done! Osama bin Laden is dead. Praise be to Allah! The face of radical Islamic terrorism and the worst terrorist attack on America, Osama bin Laden is dead, killed by American special forces in Pakistan. Good riddance! May he rot in hell forever: him and everyone of his followers and supporters. Public [...]

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Boyer’s shotgun raffle shot down by Lancaster County District Attorney

27 April 2011 American Culture

It’s no surprise! Lynne Boyer’s  shotgun raffle has been gunned down by Lancaster County District Attorney Craig Stedman. Boyer, a candidate for District Justice, a position that requires knowledge and application of the law, has been found to be outside the law in offering this raffle as a political fundraiser. Read the LancaserOnline.com article. It [...]

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What is he thinking? Lynne Boyer, District Justice candidate, raffling off shotgun to raise campaign support

26 April 2011 American Culture

What is Lynne Boyer thinking? Raffling off a shotgun to raise campaign support? How stupid is that? Also, he may be in violation of Pennsylvania law. Raffles are considered a game of chance and regulated by the State. Additionally, the proceeds from small games of chance may not be used for political campaigns. Read the [...]

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Paul Rauch, candidate for district justice in Ephrata and total whiner, complains to police about stolen campaign signs

18 April 2011 Ephrata

According to police log published April 15 in the Lancaster Newspapers,  district judge candidate and man with a suspicious tan,  Paul Rauch said four of his campaign signs were stolen from the road in the 500 block of North Reading Road. The report comes from the Ephrata Borough police department. What a whiner! This happens [...]

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Wild and crazy Huntingdon County judge found drunk and wrapped in a bed sheet at Camp Hill hotel

5 April 2011 Humor

Harrisburg, Pa.  — Police have filed charges against a Pennsylvania judge who they said they found highly intoxicated, unclothed and wrapped in a bed sheet in a Cumberland County hotel. Douglas Gummo, a magisterial district judge in Huntingdon County, is charged with harassment, disorderly conduct and public drunkenness.

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The political interests of newspaper readers across the United States

25 March 2011 American Culture

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

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