You can’t make this stuff up and a Walmart store is the perfect setting for this.
Brian Bowman, 53, of Lititz, was charged with retail theft and public drunkenness at Walmart, 890 E. Main St., on Monday after he was reported to be asleep inside the store. Before police arrived, Bowman awoke and walked around the store, eating food and stuffing candy in his pants.
What does ‘stuff candy in his pants’ mean? Was Bowman stuffing a Snickers bars down his pants rather than into the pockets, like into his crotch?
Some more questions …
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